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Wednesday, June 20, 2012

STATE OF THE CITY ADDRESS
The Big Red Guilt, And Fear In San Francisco



The Golden Gate Bridge on May 27, 2012, the 75th anniversary of its existence. 
Omar P.L. Moore

    

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Wednesday, June 20, 2012

SAN FRANCISCO

There's no doubt: San Francisco is a splendid city.  One of the most beautiful places on earth.  Picturesque, mysterious, this city is a contradiction.  It is as conservative as it is liberal, and as "tolerant" as it is hostile.  It is diverse but it is not diverse.  It is a place with some distant and cold inhabitants.  It is a place with nice, warm, helpful people.  In some ways it is a city more distinctly American than any other city in the country.  In other ways it is as European a city as you can get.  

My good friend, the gregarious and talented film critic Tim Gordon, playfully dubs yours truly "The Mayor Of San Francisco" on his Thursday Internet radio show "Keeping It Reel".  I chuckle every time he says it, and while I mean no disrespect to Ed Lee, the non-fictional mayor of this great city, I think that if I were mayor of this town it would look and feel a lot different than it is! 

I'd start with increasing the black population of San Francisco from its present 4% level.  (It was closer to 20-25% back in the 1950s and 60s before property rents were hiked forcing out blacks, who moved to more affordable East Bay cities like Oakland and Heyward.)  As soon as my controversial "color increase" initiative occurred in neighborhoods like the overwhelmingly white Marina District its majority population would inevitably fly, up, up and away just like 5th Dimension's "beautiful balloon"

I'd ban all San Francisco residents from owning BMWs and Mercedes if they couldn't drive them properly.  I'd ban bad drivers, period.  (And there are plenty of them here.)  I'd ban bad pedestrians.  Especially the ones who read their phone screens while crossing the street.  Why pay attention to the world and what's going on around you when you can bury your head in your iPhone and risk getting hit by a somnambulist busy driving through red lights, stop signs and pedestrian crossings? 

I'd outlaw San Francisco Police Department laxness toward solving crime.  I'd ban police officers in the city from stopping at donut places on numerous streets especially streets in the Marina.  And if I was on enough crack cocaine to think that would stir the wrath of the police unions I'd limit donut consumption to two donuts per shift.  By the way, there's a very good police officer in San Francisco that I know, a beat officer who doesn't beatdown.  One of the nicest, most straightforward people you'll ever meet.  By contrast I've had a police officer here elbow me fairly hard twice for no good reason I can think of.  No good reason. 

Back to my mayoral initiatives: I'd limit corporate encroachment into areas where small businesses and family businesses operate.  Namely everywhere. 

I'd ban myself from being mayor on Saturdays and Sundays.  Except in emergency situations. 

I'd dedicate any wasted taxpayer money to reopening the Zodiac case that was closed here in 2004. 

I'd sign a law specifying dog leashes to be no longer than four feet from dog collar to human wrist.  (If you're too tall, too bad.)  I'd sign an ordinance prohibiting people from wearing all-black clothing at night (after 8pm in the summer, after 5pm in the winter.)  A $500 fine for any and all offenders.  I'd mandate people in San Francisco to say hello to each other.  I'd outlaw fake smiles.  I'd give extra tax breaks to people who are nice, genuine and helpful.  I'd fine people on buses who aggressively shout "step down!" to tourists (some of whom don't speak English) who want to exit the midsection or back doors of the local Muni bus, but who are unfamiliar with the reality that one has to walk down the steps for the back doors of a Muni bus to automatically open.

Heck, I'd be a horrible, shitty mayor.  Wouldn't I?  (Laughing my head off at the thought.)  With policies like those outlined here I'd have lots of enemies. 

Double shitty.

The following however, isn't shitty so much as it is true: like many American cities, the fear in some people in San Francisco is evident.  You see it in some people's eyes.  Apprehension.  Nervousness.  Anxiety.  Eye contact in parts of this city is a no-no.  Some live in their own invented, pretentious, smug, snooty, self-sanctified worlds.  At 6 am in some parts of San Francisco on occasion a person will suddenly cross the street if you and they are the only two people on the same sidewalk and gradually approaching each other.  Avoidance. 

I don't think these observations are spoken out of any paranoia that either myself or Will Smith's "Enemy Of The State" character may (or may not) have.  That early top-of-the-morning crossover dribble in the pants across the street to the "safer haven" of that opposing sidewalk wasn't someone crossing to it for convenience sake, at least not sometimes. 

In other words, you can feel the fear. 

During a recent conversation with a benevolent bus driver I told a rudely interrupting stranger just what I've just written about in the previous paragraph.  She couldn't believe it.  Then: "Really?  It's racist here?  I know it's a very white city but..."  Her voice trailed off.  If she looked in the mirror she would readily agree with me that she was white.  (After listening to me go on about these subjects that are rarely discussed in public in mixed company I would assume she remains white.)  She told me, perhaps awkwardly if not misguidedly, to go and live in the South, since, as she overheard me say the following to the bus driver before she verbally encroached: "the South is a lot nicer where its people's everyday pleasantries and genuineness is concerned than Northern California is."

Still, I love San Francisco.  Like anyone who loves and admires the place in which they live I also criticize it.  People have asked me why I live here.  I think it is a silly question to ask.  Why does anyone live anywhere? 

As a city, at least on the surface (read: cosmetically) San Francisco is having a great year.  The country's longest running international film festival ended with a fantastic closing night of festivities last month.  The Golden State Warriors will build a new arena here.  The U.S. Open golf championship was here last week.  Matt Cain of the San Francisco Giants baseball club pitched the team's first perfect game in its 128-year franchise history last week.  There may yet be a World Series game hosted here come October.  America's Cup events will be held here in August, with the finals here next year.

The homeless remain here year round.  The mentally ill too.  Little is being done by the city to adequately assist them.

San Francisco.  My heart is here.  Tony Bennett left his heart here.  Some forget to bring manners and social graces here.  The old argument is that all the rude and nasty people who happen to live in San Francisco, the rude ones being a small but distinct group, are from somewhere else, notably Los Angeles.  I don't think that argument holds much water.  After all, no American in America is from America, except of course, the Native Americans themselves.

I've never lived in Los Angeles.  I know, don't tell me: it is a pretentious, sprawling beautiful oasis of self-aggrandizement and my-BMW-is-better-than-yours narcissism, right?  People I know often tell me that Angelenos are sunny and at least have a smile ready even if they are pretentious folk.  I've been to L.A. many times.  Several years ago minutes after I attended the announcement of the Oscar nominations, in a parking lot not far from the Samuel Goldwyn Auditorium, a woman, unprompted, haughtily told me she was Jack Nicholson's assistant.  I guess it's impossible to ask for a perfect scenario no matter where you live in the world. 

Which abruptly brings me to my own sense of guilt. 

That May 27, 2012 type guilt.

The above date was the 75th anniversary of the Golden Gate Bridge.  Celebrations of this grand spectacle of construction were held.  That Sunday in San Francisco was unbeatable. 

Yet there was another event nearby that was unavoidable, and sadly one not nearly as well attended.


The exhibit by the Bridge Rail Foundation on May 27, 2012.  The Golden Gate Bridge is at top right hand corner.  Omar P.L. Moore

Less than three minutes' drive from the Golden Gate Bridge was an impromptu memorial exhibit of 1,558 pairs of shoes, symbolic footwear representing the number of people who ended their own lives by jumping from the bridge.  "The Bridge", an unforgettable documentary by director/cinematographer Eric Steelberg goes into some unsettling detail about the many suicide attempts and successes. 

A member of the Bridge Rail Foundation wearing a black t-shirt with "1,558" on its back told me that Kevin Hines, a man who several years ago had jumped from the bridge and realized on the way down that he made a terrible mistake, and later survived, was walking nearby.  He pointed out Mr. Hines to me.  My initial impulse was to walk over to Mr. Hines (also featured in "The Bridge") to talk to him and ask him about his thoughts about the 75th anniversary of the very bridge he jumped from.  A split-second later I decided that it was inappropriate.  I didn't bother approaching.

When the amazing fireworks popped off the bridge just hours later I was wowed but feeling guilty to be celebrating a bridge from which so many had chosen to end their lives.  I had mixed feelings at best, even as I snapped photos and video.  Why I was feeling guilt I don't truly know, but it was an uncomfortable feeling.

Don't get me wrong: San Francisco has been through so much over the last 100-plus years, including 1989.  It is a resilient city.  It is an excellent city, yet it can be even better than that.

The fireworks extravaganza on the Golden Gate Bridge 75th anniversary on May 27, 2012.  Omar P.L. Moore

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